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And Now... Get A Second Title - For Half Price!
And this is how we can offer this to you for the astonishingly low price:
Since this one-time offer is strictly limited to customers who have just ordered we know that in the next few days we will be drawing up the documents, carrying out the necessary checks and sending the package to you. Doing this for two titles at the same time reduces costs and is more efficient - which is why we can pass on the savings to you.
This second Title can be for a spouse or a friend - someone who can keep you company in the "Noble world". They could for, instance, be the Lady to your Lord or vice-versa.
Or if this was a gift for somebody, why don't you get one for yourself? Whatever you decide remember that this offer is only available to you right now - so that we can complete the orders together.